you’re chris one and chris two, is that okay?

goingmyownway:

mishasminions:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kalelle:

allthempreg:

#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE

To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.

HNNG.

I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.

a LITTLE turned on?

try A LOT turned on

NOT EVEN A BLACKOUT COULD TURN ME OFF

lokilous:

ladygretashepard:

all1sees:

nigelmaj:

under-base:

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#IT’S THE DAY THAT THOR FACED MIDGARD AND LOKI TURNED HIS BACK ON IT

“I hadn’t learned to fly yet.”

“I hadn’t learned to fly yet.”

“I hadn’t learned to fly yet.”

#UP IN THE SKY #IT’S A BIRD #IT’S A PLANE #NO #IT’S A HUNK!

perfect tags omfg

Chriiiiiiiiis stoooooop ittttttt. Your adorableness is killing me.

I NEED TO SEE THIS OMG SEPTEMBER COME FASTER AGH

tomhiddles:

lord

i really liked this movie—the only thing that compared to it this year was the hunger games.

Things Leos say about Capricorns.

fancykraken:

americaninthedeerstalker:

Okay, so we all knew that Hiddleston is actually Loki.

And we all knew that RDJ is actually Tony Stark.

And speculations have been made about both the Chrisses actually being Thor and Steve.

But now Mark Ruffalo is actually Bruce Banner too?

Did Marvel have to write any of their own characters?

The Avengers is actually just a documentary on all their day to day lives.

gokuma:

 #chris omfg #chris you dick #that is so australian oh my god

So now we know why in “Thor” there are two people with eyepatches

dynamiteneophyte:

#who says that and then #STROKES THEIR THIGHS ON TELEVISION

marketing-suicidal:

needed to bring it back

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